Why did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know. Why? To get to the loser’s house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? The chicken! What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion.

The iconic one-liner, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” — the answer being, “To get to the other side” — is more than just an anti-joke, turns out.

KEY WEST, Fla. (WKRC) — A woman who stopped at an intersection to allow a chicken to cross the road allegedly attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding by her and killing the bird ...

KEY WEST, Fla. — A Key West woman claimed she used bear spray on another driver to “teach her a lesson” for running over a chicken crossing the road, according to an arrest report obtained ...

However, that is the reality anybody in downtown Miles City on June 18 was faced with when a giant, somewhat angry looking chicken was caught crossing the road accompanied by his friend, a normal ...