The Boy Who Cried 'ELF' ... Up to now they've had a charmed existence, because no one has been killed by the fires and mayhem of "economic sabotage" the group estimates at $37 million.

An Elf No More, Sedaris Recalls Days In Santaland. December 25, ... "I wear green velvet knickers, a forest green velvet smock and a perky little hat, decorated with spangles.