I can hear the prosecution case now: "May I remind the defendant of the time when he ran shirtless down Cheltenham High Street reciting Baa Baa Black Sheep in Urdu at one o'clock in the morning." ...

In the new version of 'Baa, Baa, Black Sheep', the sheep explains it's 'not cool' to steal wool and refuses to provide any for the 'pastor', dame or little boy who lives down the lane.