No matter who the recipient of your personalized birthday card is, there's something sweet about adding cute happy birthday quotes and warm ... first birthday to her 80th birthday.

Enter: Birthday jokes. A simple “happy birthday!” often doesn’t cut it, whether via text message, email or handwritten card.

Need a hilarious sign-off at the bottom of a birthday card? We have the best birthday ... What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey! What did one candle say to the other candle?