As the Coldplay kiss-cam couple fades, Chris Martin has the same routine, the woman who shot video has made no money and we're all just horrible, awful people.

Tech company Astronomer said its board launched an investigation after CEO Andy Byron was seen embracing a coworker at a Coldplay concert.

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