These two events constitute ‘a heated battle with Bruno Fernandes’, presumably by somebody who has either a) never seen an actual game of football or b) been told to get a ‘Florian Wirtz – worra lad’ headline out of a Nations League semi-final regardless of actual events.

The German international caught the Manchester United midfielder with a mistimed challenge in the Nations League semi-final on Wednesday.

Liverpool are preparing to break the bank to sign the playmaker, and in Germany's defeat to Portugal he scored and proved he's no soft touch